Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine. It "strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. 

Given our current environment, here are a few pick-me-ups:

Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
—George Bernard Shaw.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
—P. J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
—Will Rogers.

A voter asked, “How many presidents does it take to change a light bulb?” The answer, “None. They only promise change.”

Donald Trump succeeded at stealing our Democracy, Kamala was appointed nominee for the Democrat Party.

Kamala has the best political strategy ever, she encourages Donald Trump to keep talking…

Asked what he thought of the two candidates for election an enlightened voter replied, “Well, when I look at them, I’m thankful only one of them can get elected.” 

And here's an older post about humor: https://insidesources.com/times-like-these-call-for-will-rogers/